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“Heeheehee.” I laughed as I entered the pizzeria just a little bit earlier than usual. You see, I had recently gotten a job at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria as a night guard, and let me tell you, that was a mistake. So apparently the animatronics there come to life at night and try to forcefully stuff you into a suit. Whoop-de-fucking-do. AND the fact that you get paid minimum wage. Talk about shittiest job of the year award. So, anyways, I walked into the pizzeria holding four small boxes wrapped in nice little wrapping paper. I truly was a horrible person for doing this, but they tormented me, I only felt it was necessary to

    ‘I swear, the moment I finish up this week I am retiring for life.’ [First Name] thought to herself. She had just gotten a new job at Freddy’s Pizzeria as a security guard. The pay was decent and the place was adored by kids. [First Name] thought that since so many kids liked the place it wouldn’t be that hard, right? WRONG. The first night that she was on the job some guy called her on the phone telling her that the animatronics were in a ‘free roaming mode’ at night and would most likely ‘forcefully stuff you into a suit.’ Heh, they sure didn’t put that in the application when she si